Today I saw a business consultant. I remember as a very
bored 14 year old lying around feeling ill, I read a computer magazine cover to
cover. It was in 1982 when computer magazines were orientated towards business
and not gamers, it said. “… A consultant is someone who gets paid for telling
you nothing about your business and supplies worthless advice.”
Looks like no change there in 32 years! Just glad the
government were paying her wages and not me.
I’m just glad the river awaits and will always be my friend.
It can deliver a good kicking when you least expect it, it can give you great
joy, but it will always help clear your head and put life into perspective.
Doug Ammons said it’s like a band of brothers on the water, I think he might be
right. There are two types of people in the world – those who paddle and lower
life forms. At present I feel that I have more in common with the little
furry creature we saw playing in the river last week than all the office bints
I have encountered with their lacquered hair and plastic lives over the past
week..
So, see you on the water all you higher life forms! Water
dwellers do rule the planet - just ask any Cetacean.
